==> Majestic Pastry Spire: Explode
DD: I think now might be a good time to go, Heavy.
HB: C’mon, boss, maybe we’ll wait a while, take Scout with us. The four of us could go, even.
DD: I hardly think Scout or I needs to attend for this case; it’s well within your and CD’s range of abilities.
HB: Doesn’ feel right, splitting the team up for some stupid necklace.
DD: It’s a brooch, and I appreciate the sentiment, but the day is young and I’d like to stay in the office in case of any calls.
HB: … S’pose that makes some sense. Alright.
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==> CD: Make a tower out of doughnuts!
Oh man, this is pretty much the best idea you have had all morning! You are an architect, like the kind that make buildings!
Look at those turrets!
You wonder if you might be able to fit cannons on those majestic pastry spires.
((this panel illustrated by the illustrious gaywalrus! thank you so much!))
HB: A missin’ jewelry case. Ain’t nothin’ to be rushing to, Boss.
DD: A satisfied client is a paying client, Heavy. And, if we’re lucky, a repeat one.
((this panel illustrated by causticcucumber! thanks so much for your help!))
==> CD: Play your second favorite game: tag! DD’s it, better start running!
CD: Hee hee, ha ha!
DD: And this, Heavy, is why I typically dissuade you from the purchase of sugary foods first thing in the morning.
HB: Aw, come on boss, it’s just a little fun! High spirits an’ all.
HB: Alright, maybe I’ll hold off next time. Y’could give him some of that wine under your desk though, we’ll build ‘im a fort, settle ‘im down.
DD: What wine? Don’t you have a case to go to?
((this panel illustrated by trexila!!! thank you rex!))
Anonymous asked: ((I-I wanna illustrate panels too!! ))
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==> DD: Whap CD over the head with newspaper. We do NOT throw doughnuts, CD! Bad!
((this panel was illustrated by the beautiful and charming astharoze! thank you! :D))
==> CD: Become homo-erotically interested in your fan.
Well, uh … Well gosh!
You’ve never thought about any household appliances like that, and it’s kind of skeeving you out, to be perfectly honest!
HB: Something the matter, buddy?
CD: Oh, gosh! Well, not really, I mean … No, nothing’s wrong at all.
HB: You looked like somethin’ was wrong, though. You get a bad doughnut?
CD: No! No, I just had this thought, it was kind of weird! But it was nothing in the end!
CD: Oh, hey, Detective, do you need something? I can get it if …
CD: Detective, really, I can bring you something if you need it off my desk! And I guess Scout’s, but it can be kind of hard to find anything in there …
CD: Detective, what’s that newspaper for?